The Vending Machine: Rose Red, Baguette Bag and Funfetti Candles

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The Vending Machine dispenses tasty internet snacks to satisfy your taste for junk at the end of a long working week!

Showbiz News

  • Abigail Breslin and Sarah Hyland have readied their Dirty Dancing hair!
  • Disney is developing a live-action movie which focuses on the story of Snow White’s sister Rose Red.
  • If you thought the news of Dead 7 (Nick Carter’s 90’s boyband zombie movie) was exciting, you’ll love this little nugget – “In the End“, the movie’s theme song.
  • “Never Ever” did we we think All Saints would make a comeback but they have.
  • Meanwhile we’ve been waiting for the Spice Girls reunion and we might not have to wait much longer!

Trailer Trash

  • Roald Dahl fans rejoice! The BFG is coming.
  • Me Before You looks to be a very sweet and sad romance with some attractive people in it.
  • Gob Bluth has his own movie (The Lego Batman Movie) and it looks hilarious. I really want Lobster Thermidor.

Internet Faves

  • Netflix “Stamofied” themselves on April Fool’s Day.
  • Do you like 80’s teen fiction? Treat yourself to this chuckle-fest – Paperbackparadise.
  • Melissa McCarthy joined Jimmy Fallon for a round of Lip Sync Battle. Just skip to 6:00 when she performs “Colors of the Wind” from Pocahontas. Trust.

Cacti Pick of the Week

Sprinkles and candles – two of life’s greatest pleasures. Combine them and you get a super kitschy decor must-have. Give the DIY Funfetti Candles a go!

Bethcakes Funfetti Sprinkles Candle

Source: Bethcakes

What Else You Got?

  • Finding it hard to get your baguettes home safely? Never fear, Baguette Bag is here!
  • Starbucks Australia has released a couple of new macchiato flavours which will have to suffice for now (still waiting on pumpkin spice, guys).
  • Add Gilmore Girls candles to the shopping list this week, peeps. Scents include Strawberry Pop-Tarts, Team Jess, Sookie Snacks, Vicious Trollop and Oy with the Poodles.

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TV enthusiast, avid children's book collector, amateur food photographer and lover of all things kitschy.